Fish-keeping Fan Gifts

"I wasn't dead yet."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Civilized Salmon

En garde!

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Sea Horse outside saloon

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'