Ice Sport Fan Gifts

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Marco ..."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

Recalculating

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

The Real March of the Penguins.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

Raging Bull on Ice

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"Don't be lazy."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

"First thing, Toby—just bend your knees a little and get rid of the cigarette."

Low Noon.

Always keep your eyes on the ball, Tigers!! Why? I never get to play. Crack. Whack! Any other questions? Will this get me out of practice?

Triple Sock Cow

"Hang on, I think we've got a Ring Ding here."

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

'That's the last time I buy sled dogs on ebay.'