Fly Fishing Fan Gifts

"… and then Roger discovered fly fishing and I discovered Gregory."

'There's a fly in my soup.'

Fly Fisherman.

True Fly Fishing.

'Haven't you ever heard of a fly fisherman before?'

' I told you,Al,you should have taken those flys off your hat.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Fly Fishing

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Fishermen dread the spot where the lures hang heavy from the trees like Spanish moss.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

I told you we were late!

"Bailiff."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Ed missed a nice trout in that hole last week. He takes everything personally.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Civilized Salmon

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'