Quirky Fishing Fan Gifts

Toilet Fishing

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

Civilized Salmon

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Fresh fish

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Antler Buzzers.

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'