Quirky Fishing Fan Prints

Toilet Fishing

"All we seem to be catching is little ones. We must be too close to their spawning grounds."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

I told you we were late!

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Aren't you glad we brought our putters, too?'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Open House of Horrors

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish