Fly Fan Gifts

'So, where do you see youself by June?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Biggest selling fly cereal on the market.

'Mr Blue Arsed Fly, please.'

"I still can't work out why the humans arrange this for us!"

Unlikely Fly Scenario

Bar flies

"Three more grisly murders downtown today with the identities of the victims still to be released. Over to Kevin at the scene for a swat analysis!"

"You need long-term goals. Where do you see yourself in 5-10 hours?"

"Must dash - I'm appearing in a 'restaurant soup' cartoon this afternoon..."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

Derek's last selfie.

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

Fly Space.

'Mi caca es su caca.'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Fly Artist

"This script is a steaming pile of c**p. I love it!"

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Being a 'fly on the wall' is way overrated."

"Sign my yearbook?"

Frog to frog: 'Do you promise to love me warts and all?'

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'You're a genius, Hoppy!'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Greenfingers.

Give quiche a chance!

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'They're dog roses!'

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"Bailiff."

Pond Dipping...