Flying Fan Gifts

Keep off the Square.

Airlines

"First class, or with children?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Here we are."

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Yes, I do have some ideas for the wedding! We could fly in on jet packs, say our vows on a bridge over a piranha pool with you in a white bikini, hold the reception in a casino and honeymoon in a secret underground bunker!'

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

Fight or Flight

Airport Security.

Boptimism

Pilot with champagne.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

"Recalculating route..."

'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'I'm on my way!'

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Give quiche a chance!

Airplane Mode.

"This seat with extra legroom is great."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Superman flies Batman over a suburban neighborhood.

"Bailiff."