Flying Carpet Fan Gifts

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Caliologist

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Fly Artist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Taking to the sky...

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Unlikely Fly Scenario

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"