Flying Carpet Fan Gifts

'No - I'll give the underlay a miss.'

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"There appears to be a flaw in our cloaking technology."

"Well, sure. We could hire some Temps, but they only live about ten days."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

Give it to me straight, Doc, and don't poopcoat it.

Fly Artist

Caliologist

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland

"We've added this since depth perception is a problem in space."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"This invasion is gonna be a piece of cake. Look, they're already surrendering."

Evolution into a pair of sandals.

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Taking to the sky...

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Unlikely Fly Scenario

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

"Wow, an African Blackwood cat-flap and a red carpet! They must really love you!"

Well, we fancied a bit of herbal!

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."