Flooring Fan Gifts

"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."

"In my house, 'dirty dancing' means it's time to mop the floor."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'Still have gas problems, Mr. Quigley?'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Full work boxes: 'IN and MORE IN'.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'You've got lot toe!'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Indian summer.

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

Shoe Whore

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"