Feet Fan Gifts

'You've got lot toe!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Clown Skis.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Some Zoomies

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

Bird grows leaves.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

'I miss my water bed.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).