Feather Fan Gifts

Bird grows leaves.

"Face it, Garth, babes can't resist the allure of red plumage."

I'm sorry to say that you're allergic to feathers.

Gareth Peacock.

Twelve

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

'They're dog roses!'

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

Say it with flowers: It!

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

Bee in flight.

Sports Fan - Whoever's Winning

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Carnations.