Feathered Fan Gifts

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

Tattoo Wings

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"How soon will this be a remnant

Arts and crafts

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'You've got lot toe!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Succeed.

Humming Bird's Hum.

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Quilting Bee.

Polly Clinic.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'You keep out of this!'