Feathered Fan Gifts

'See that, son? That's what eagles do to divert the attention of their prey.'

Tattoo Wings

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"OK, now another guy found a feather in his soup! One of you is molting, and I need to know who!"

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"Do you think the birds like me?"

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'He's a retired Drill-Sergeant!'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

'You've got lot toe!'

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

Quilting Bee.

Polly Clinic.

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

Succeed.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

"I get aroused when I see you in leather."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'