Feathered Farce Fan Gifts

Clay pigeon shooting

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

So you're a mocking bird...

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Bird Torture.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

"Eat my dust!"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Ornithologist

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

USING QUILLS

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.