Feathered Farce Fan Pillows

Clay pigeon shooting

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Bird Torture.

'I don't care what the Hares have. Dial-Up is good enough for us!'

"Eat my dust!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

'The next case Your Honor, is a palimony suit. The ant vs the grasshopper.'

'Have you tried a licensed health practicioner?'

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

'He's not showing off to me as much as he used to...'

'Please, Grandpa Turkey! Tell us about the Christmas massacre and the Thanksgiving bloodbath!'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Ornithologist

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

USING QUILLS

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Se Non E Vero' Etc.

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

The tortoise and the hare are in a shoe store trying on shoes in preparation for their race.

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

A new opera-glass for the year 1777