Feathered Friend Fan Pillows

'....Regurgitated leftovers again?!'

'I didn't know there was a blue heron of happiness.'

'You keep out of this!'

Magpie flying

White Naped Crane

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Music Department

Twelve

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

'I took a class in avian first aid. Now I can treat any wound I get from the birds.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

Humming Bird's Hum.

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

Succeed.

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

"What did you put in that bird feeder?"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Bumble Bee

"Have you tried biting him?"

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'