Feathered Friend Fans Pillows

'I read my newspaper online.'

Polly Clinic.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Ornithologist

Bird Watching with Binoculars

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Canada Goose

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."