Feathered Friends Aficionado Pillows

"Look, we've got to be proactive to survive this year!"

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

Canada Goose

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

Parrot

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'