Feathered Friend Fans Mugs

Polly Clinic.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Family with pets.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Bird Torture.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'