Feathered Friend Pillows

'...Your high wire act isn't that impressive.'

'...plus, an annual molting leave!'

'There we are - what bird could resist a restaurant on its doorstep.'

"Hey, I built the nest. You feather it."

Bird Guide.

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Are you kiddin'? Those babies are all made right here on the premises.

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'My husband and I are real bird lovers.'

(Talking to birds) 'Don't blame me. I didn't mix the stuff!'

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'At ease soldier. This is the mess hall.'

"I know that birds of a feather should flock together, but I like hanging out with you guys..."

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"I don't mind being butchered. But I can't stand the thought of my legs going in one box, my breast in another, my wings in another. . ."

Old Woman Feeding Birds in their Nest.

Feeding the pigeons

'I invited them in with a Tweet!'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"He's always been good with animals"

- c'mon, you fat morsel...a few more inches! -

'How do you explain this attraction you have to birds Mr Webber?'

End of the carrier pigeon.

Aesop's Fables-Peacocks Chase away Jackdaw

"The feeder is for George."

"Wake me up when we're landing."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Cat in a tank...

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'