Feathered Friend Fanatic Pillows

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"You forgot to fill the hummingbird feeder again, didn't you?"

'Vaccination's hopeless, they won't roll their sleeves up!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'If we upgrade the feeder, we could attract a higher class of birds.'

Closed for Summer.

It would be the last time that the Oak Bay birdwatching club would venture out into the woods without a prior phone call.

'A bit extravagant don't you think you think?'

'Have you been overfeeding Oscar again?'

'Crumbs! I'm holding out for the whole loaf.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Say that again and I'll get you stuffed!

Polly want a cracker?

"I hate to tell you,but feeding me grass seed won't make me any greener."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

A man feeding birds is caught by a vulture.

'It's him again.'

Dangerous Sports Clothing - Bird watching.

The chameleon bird always attracts a lot of attention.

'First, ornithologists split us, then they lump us, and now, they split us again!'

Peacock.

"Whose a pretty boy,then?" "You don't have to answer that."

"It's a lesser spotted woodpecker, son - not a fewer spotted woodpecker."

"Once we'd established who was the 'pretty boy' it was a small step discovering who was the 'daddy'."

'This good home he came from-it wasn't an old SAILORS home was it?'

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

"I like watching birds. Sometimes I wonder if I could fly, who would I crap on?"

"I would be bilingual if you were bilingual!"

Six

Canada Goose

"In case you haven't noticed, the birdtable is empty."

"The bird feeder is empty again."