Foul Feathered Friend Fan Gifts

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! (colour)

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

So you're a mocking bird...

Pet a Puppy

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Family with pets.

Bird Torture.

Super pets.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Puppy.

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'