Foul Feathered Friend Fan Gifts

'... all you have to say is QUACK, QUACK, QUACK! (colour)

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Cat in a tank...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Pet a Puppy

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

Why would birdie need newspaper?

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Do you think the birds like me?"

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.