Feathered Friends Foe Gifts

Cat in a tank...

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

So you're a mocking bird...

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Bird Torture.

Family with pets.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

Why would birdie need newspaper?

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

"Someone's sending us a tweet...it says 'more seed, please!'"

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

"Well yes, technically, I've only had three kids of my own, but I've raised two cuckoo chicks as well..."

Bird Watching with Binoculars

Ornithologist

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'Pretend you don't notice him.'

And when did you first begin to feel threatened and endangered?

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

Man trying to take pictures of wild birds at feeder.

"It's called a "sanctuary": they fixed my broken wing, took care of me for a few weeks, then released me. Amazing..."

"Lovely robin ... though, I'm sensing a little attitude."

Canada Goose

Parrot

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'