Feathered Mediator Fan Gifts

High Level Talks.

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Arts and crafts

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Teapot

Civilized Salmon

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

'The workday comes to an end at the Audubon Society.'

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Bird feeder being used by vultures.

"Don't worry, your sudden urge to dance is perfectly natural, a combination of instinct and hormones kicking in. . ."

Bird sees coo coo bird emerge from birdhouse

'How do they know it's breakfast time? It's your garden clock, birdbrain!'

Humming Bird's Hum.

'You seem grumpy ... have you heard about the benefits of bran in the morning?'

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

Succeed.

Polly Clinic.

Quilting Bee.

Bird grows leaves.

"Whoa, pixie... you call that a beak? I've seen a bigger wingspan on a moth! Were you hatched from an egg or did you pop out of a peanut..." "I hate mockingbirds."

'You keep out of this!'

'I think he wants a larger cage.'

'I can't keep a secret, either!'

'Which species do you think was in there previously?' (Birdwatchers buying a cuckoo clock).

"It's a lot of work, but a quilt lasts forever."

"I think our babies are due to hatch any time soon Darling: the whole bird-watching club is camped below our nest with binoculars..."

Bernard Palissy

Man breaking wind infront of neighbours.

"It's raw, unprocessed wool."