Quirky Meditation Fan Gifts

101 uses of a dead cat: head rest.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Have you been working out?'

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

French Animal Noises.

"He's at that awkward age."

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

The Booger.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

'A Dust Cow'.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains