Quirky Sculpture Fan Gifts

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

"Cat box"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'Pray for me.'

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Double Saxophone

Antler Buzzers.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'Don't worry. We still have a few more treatment options available.'

"I could do that."

The water desk

Old-fashioned computer

Doubledecker bus stop

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Oreolas

Flying in Formation.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

A Nursery Rhyme From The American Psychiatric Society

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"We're out of flowers."

French Animal Noises.

Flower Painting

"He's at that awkward age."

Fat Kid 32- Sucks the eyes out of his tortoise