Stone Sculpture Fan Gifts

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

About the potter.

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Stone henge swing.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

FedRex

"Anyone for tennis?"

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Brancusi.

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'