Statue Sculpture Fan Gifts

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Viggo Mortensen

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Alberto Giacometti.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Miguel Ferrer

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Tour de France champ Gregory LeMond.

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.