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A doctor statue and a patient statue

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

A watch face with Stonehenge

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Alberto Giacometti.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

Trump holds 'Vote for Me!' sign at the bottom of the Statue of Liberty.

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Will that be on the rocks?'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Big circus elephant balancing on one foot

A singer launches her mouth from her face.

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'