Sculpture Fan T-Shirts

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

"Takes years of me..."

"This pose is murder on my back!"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Rodin's wrong toilet

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

About the potter.

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

Alberto Giacometti.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"Anyone for tennis?"

'Will that be on the rocks?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

Lion Tamer ?

Frederick Robinson

A singer launches her mouth from her face.