Sculpture Fan Gifts

Turning Points in Art History. Goliath is going to take a lot of marble. Why don

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

"Takes years of me..."

"This pose is murder on my back!"

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Rodin's wrong toilet

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Dogs looking at a fire hydrant in an art gallery.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Viggo Mortensen

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

About the potter.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Alberto Giacometti.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Transformation of Man into Monster.

"Anyone for tennis?"

Miguel Ferrer

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

A doctor statue and a patient statue