Sculpture Fans Gifts

Complaint Department Venus De Milo

Larry's used art

Monuments

Rodin's Browser

The Rise of Modern Art

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

Rodin's Thinker: 'So what's he got that I haven't got?'

The Thinker. The Listener

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

'Well, it's about time!'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Pigeons fly into an art museum and perch on sculptures.

Woman on psychiatrists couch talking to statue in art museum.

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

The Land Before Mimes.

Football Sculpture.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Whittlers Mother

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

We put our child's art on the fridge - Unfortunately, she's a sculptor.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

Modeling gig

Art in pandemic time: after Jeff Koons Coronaballoon

The drinker.

The drinker.

'I like it. It's bigger than life.'

Easter bunny Island.

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows