Stone Sculptor Fan Gifts

'Is that all you can do? Self portraits?'

A watch face with Stonehenge

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

Stone henge swing.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

FedRex

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

Ramon was a polished performer, but this was madness. . . A square peg in a round hole, unassisted, and blindfolded!!

A doctor statue and a patient statue

'Will that be on the rocks?'

Brancusi.

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"I'm afraid we don't think you're really henge material."

Statue of Liberty on the Phone.

"Apparently all they had was carrot cake."

Bloke trimming hedge to look like neighbour/wife.

"Takes years of me..."

Mrs. Snowman talks: 'It took me a long time to get over my husband's death!'

'My latest invention -- the daisy wheel!'

Taking selfies at the kelpies

'Just some ice on the rocks for me, thanks.'

Cleaner and sculpture

'Raise your left hand a little more... that's perfect, David, now open your eyes.'

Abraham Lincoln snowman in front of White House.

"No wonder you're having back problems. You have an old, heavy mobile device. Have you considered updating?"

Keister Island

"This pose is murder on my back!"