Stone Sculpture Fans Gifts

Keister Island

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Rodin's Cloakroom Thief

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Welcome to the house warming! The map points out what is furniture and what is sculpture.'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

The Statue of Liberty holding up an ice-cream.

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

The Land Before Mimes.

Giacometti's less famous 'Man Walking Dog'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Stone henge swing.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Easter bunny Island.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

"Anyone for tennis?"

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

FedRex

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'These are tough times to be a contract law attorney. Everything's written in stone.'

'George, will you please look at me when I'm talking to you?'

A doctor statue and a patient statue

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

'Will that be on the rocks?'

For sake of patient Doctor Jones tries to temper his personal dislike of mimes.

Lion Tamer ?

'I was in the circus before I took up acupuncture.'