Quirky Meditation Fan Pillows

101 uses of a dead cat: head rest.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Trust me. This is going to make it easier to discuss your childhood."

'Have you been working out?'

The water desk

"We're out of flowers."

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

Beachy Hair

"Yoga has helped me appreciate the healing power of donuts."

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Extreme acupuncture.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

"Yes, it is strange...usually he reads the 'Daily Gossip'."

'A Dust Cow'.

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

The Booger.

"Okay, now this time just start chasing the squirrel instead of asking it to dance."

"Love the exposed chessboard."

Emma's Bridal Wear: Gowns Veils Trains

Three ducks: two have normal bills, third one has bill turned around like bill of cap.

5 foot high or less aisle in a supermarket

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

'Why is it that the weirder and older something is, the more it's worth?'

'We didn't know what to do with all our old, outdated equipment, so we made a sculpture garden from it.'

The hand sanitiser had all gone but I managed to get one of these