Quirky Ritual Fan Gifts

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"I'm having my entrails read."

Open House of Horrors

The Running of the Brie

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

Beachy Hair

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

101 uses of a dead cat: toilet brush

'I stopped you so I could find out where you got that great outfit.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'