Quirky Ritual Fan Gifts

A praying mantis bride throws her husband's head to a crowd of wedding guests.

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

The Running of the Brie

Open House of Horrors

"I'm having my entrails read."

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

'As part of our alternative budget management strategy we've got Tim on 'Hail Marys' in here and Geoff sacrificing a goat to Woden next door!'

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

Old-fashioned computer

"We're out of flowers."

French Animal Noises.

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

The Booger.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'