Quirky Celebrations Fan Gifts

Funeral - congratulations 1000th customer!

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Open House of Horrors

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

The Running of the Brie

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Deer Cross Dressing.

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

"We're out of flowers."

"Happy new year!"

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

French Animal Noises.

Beachy Hair

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.