Feet Fan Prints

'You've got lot toe!'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Public footpath on a desert island.

Clown Skis.

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"Hmmm. Not sure it will go with my wife."

Shoe Whore

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"My meeting take away was this chair, what did you get?"

"And what do you think will happen if you do get on the couch?"

Lawn Furniture/Yawn Furniture.

"We were lucky to find an island with a water feature."

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Some Zoomies

Woodpecker Carving Chair out of Tree.

"...31, 32, 33, 34! Boy o boy, the old lady moving in next door has 34 cats!"

Bird grows leaves.

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

Fur'niture

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

Oooh! That's handy (Pulling draw out of chest).

'I miss my water bed.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

"This is our trainee model for incoming school administrators."

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

They put their hands under me so I'll blow hot air. They put their hands under me so I'll run water. You don't want to know what they put in front of me so I'll flush.