Foot Fan Prints

Chiropodist eating corn flakes

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Clown Skis.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Caliologist

EU

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

'Water cooler's really busy this time of day,'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

Indian summer.

Boxers vs. Briefs

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"Wake up."

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Shoe Whore

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'