Foot-play Fan Gifts

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Clown Skis.

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

'You've got lot toe!'

"Something's trying to get through the Astroturf!"

Centaur Sprinter

"How was the play!"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

Shoe Whore

... Scooby or not Scooby ... The bard is trying to think of a name for Hamlet's dog.

Wet weather footwear - shoes that are shaped like boats.

Executive wearing fluffy rabbit slippers.

Graham really wanted to play Joseph, but deep down he knew what part he'd get again.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

Happy Xmas

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

"That's great for the right foot, now let's look for the left."

Street Musician

Waiting For Godot And The Cable Guy

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'I think he's trying to pawn his air guitar.'

'On Sundays I play organ at the church, and Gojo passes the plate.'

"Sssay, you're a real charmer!"

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain