Footpath Fan Gifts

Public footpath on a desert island.

"I love you too, big guy."

"No sweetie, it’s a beurk not a book."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Some unusual family photographs decorate podiatrist's desk.

"Tunnel of love"

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'-not back with the same old corn are we?'

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

'Yes, Dear, they are very pretty shoes!'

Newton discovers deforestation.

Aargh, Many Trees

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

Centaur Sprinter

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'You've got lot toe!'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Indian summer.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'