Hiking Fan Gifts

No caption. (A man in climbing gear walks on a stair-stepper machine. Showing on a monitor in front of him is a Buddhist monk).

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Tree house.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

ATM withdrawal

'I hope this is catch and release!'

Ok, now you're not swiping at salmon. Now you're just splashing me.

Christmas tree exchange

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

Automatic swing machine

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Running out of Gas.

public toilet in the woods

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

Centaur Sprinter

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

"Rumor has it the fish are pretty aggressive out here."

Diver caught by pelican

"I think our way is more elegant!"

Fishing for Supper

Fisherman and cats

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.