Hunter-gatherer Style Fan Gifts

"Saber-toothed tiger, pterodactyl and giant sloth. Who are you wearing?"

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Mr Metrosexual.

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Draw!

'Of course, I'm proud of you but I don't think he would be a healthy after school snack.'

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Beware of the Cat.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I hope this is catch and release!'

'There you go again...constantly snagging!'

'He had a tough time fishing today,'

Beachy Hair

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

"They say the early bird gets the worm, but something's rotten in Denmark with this scenario!"

"Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes..."

'There he goes over the bag limit again!'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Fishing for Supper

'When an outboard goes overboard'

His days are spent among the purple loosestrife and wild Iris....where the air is heavy with the scents of earth and water.

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

A gentleman giving some children a lesson in manners

Fisherman and cats

'Let's face it, we're not meant to wear hats...'

Diver caught by pelican

Stainglass Windows '33

Farmer