Camping Fan Gifts

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

"I did my own research and now I'm strongly anti-fire."

public toilet in the woods

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"I think you may have the rucksack on back to front."

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

'Could you show me something in my price range.'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"Camping is in my blood! I harmonize with the humming of Mother Nature!"

The Scoutmaster 3000 Robot

"A gallon of maple sap and out comes enough syrup for my pancakes!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Flies

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

'Well you said you wanted sushi for lunch.'

ATM withdrawal

Remember to lash from the outside!

"Well, I'm not a lone wolf on purpose! I was separated from my pack over three months ago and I can't find it again. . ."

Running out of Gas.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Talk about quiet. I didn't even hear them move in last night.

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"No, still there."

The segway RV.

'I thought you were trying to lynch me, Mom.'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Swearing and fighting in a caravan

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Alan spends a few hours a day in his hunting blind. It helps him deal with his end of hunting season withdrawal!'

"Do we have an 'On Launch' command?!"

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays,'

Ladder in a lift shard.

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'