Glamping Fan Gifts

'It's great to get back to the simple life,'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tree house.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

DIY marriage counseling.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Running out of Gas.

public toilet in the woods

"You dumb clod! Do you realize you're almost two minutes late?"

'We need to try to regress you beyond the last seven seconds...'

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"I'm sorry, sir, but we're not MAGICIANS!"

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

The segway RV.

'I have an expense account, but it's a joke.'

"With the redundancy and the divorce I'm struggling to remain Mr. Happy."

'The therapy did help your husband find his inner child, unfortunately his inner child is called Dwayne.'

Therapy for the cow dependent

"How do you feel about turning over?"

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

'I don't know what it is, doc. I think I'm having a nervous breakdown.'

'I keep having these flashbacks.'

'Dr Freud, this isn't comfortable. Why don't you sit on that chair?' 'That's not a bad idea.'

"I wouldn't worry about it, in your case, the superiority complex just goes with this territory."

Soccer Ball - "I'm sick and tired of being kicked around all the time."

Man in a raft with a balloon animal.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"Try taking baby steps."

'...And when I asked my parents if I was adopted, they said 'not yet.''

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.