Trampoline Fan Gifts

'Well my Mom made me wear it, so she could distinguish me from six when we're jumping.'

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

A Guide to Balloon Animals

Dead Funny

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'Would you like a balloon with that?'

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Juggler and Illusionist

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

Clown answers the door to a custard pie in the face.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"...you mean this is the end of the 3 bandidoes?"

DIY marriage counseling.

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

Clown walks balloon dog

Caliologist

Custard pie ejects from book - 'How to be a clown'

'OK Johnson, coffee break is over.'

Upon graduation, all of the clowns would gather to find out where their assignments would be.

Office Policy: Never Have More Than One Clown On A Team.

Relationship Rating: His and Hers

"My guess is you've been telling too many sick jokes."

'You do make me laugh, Ron, but a relationship can't survive on laughter alone.'

"But, honestly, I've never been more serious."

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'