Treadmill Fan Gifts

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

City Windfarms.

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'Does the gym have a motorized version of this cycle?'

"Tractors, Sir - thousands of 'em!"

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

Woman stuck doing situps has spider web being built under arm

Siesta-time

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Farmer eating lunch on resting cow.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The 39 Steps

"Try to open Grampy's chair a little slower next time, puddin'."

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

"The crop this year is 'mashed potato'!"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

Fitness Equipment. Home Gym. Who do people buy expensive exercise equipment? Because they don't have tails to chase.

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Plank

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Pilates Creative Stretching Program.

HEY!

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'