Track Fan Gifts

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

'I believe you were first.'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'I havn't finished last years Marathon yet...'

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Angry pensioner

The 39 Steps

The Race

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Sheep of the 1970's

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Accident

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

Sprinting speeding ticket

Cylinder Head

Trainspotters.

Non-smoking. Do you have a footsies section and a non-footsies section?