Track Coach Fan Gifts

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

Extra Long-jump

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Centaur Sprinter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

'Let go of the pole!'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.