Track Coach Fan Prints

'It never fails... The race gets into the final stretch and the two leaders go negative.'

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"Oh, oh, it seems they've had a little trouble with the hand-off in lane number three."

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

"I just reached 1000 jumps."

The polar olympics

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

A Little Long Jumper.

'Here we go again...'

Extra Long-jump

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Formula One car origami

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

High Jump

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Centaur Sprinter

Pig Trotter

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'Let go of the pole!'

Pole vaulter uses his pole as a selfie stick while he gets ready to jump.

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'I believe you were first.'

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

'Sorry Son, I might be the fastest animal on land, but I don't think I could catch the Gingerbread Man...'

Fast food

Track runner running out of track

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.