Track Fans Prints

-"It would have been a photo finish..." -"Yes, but by the time our horse got there it was too dark for a photo!"

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

Centaur Sprinter

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'I believe you were first.'

The high jump before Sir Isaac Newton discovered gravity.

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

Sheep of the 1970's

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Young ladies playing 'Hare and hounds'.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Accident

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

The Hydro-Multi-Aeroplane

Sprinting speeding ticket

We successfully replaced your pacemaker with an iPod, Mr. Wyatt

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

On your mark, get set, go!

'How'd you wind up with two batons?'

'Just keep running straight until you reach the end. Can't miss it.'